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ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
know-your-fucking-enemy: Socks are weird, they’re like little sleeping bags for your feet.
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pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
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